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This advertisement features three logical fallacies.
- Appeal to Celebrity: This fallacy says that if a celebrity believes something, then it must be true.
- Appeal to Fear: This fallacy appeals to emotions, and tries to persuade by making you fearful of not agreeing.
- Appeal to Tradition: This fallacy appeals to traditions, and says that since we've been doing something for centuries, it must be the right way to do things.

Oh, snap!

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